Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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