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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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