who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Flop dog

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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British Dentistry

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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