Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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yeah..

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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