Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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hi

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Women's rights.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Anti Joke

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