Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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The 80's

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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