- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

A seal walks into a club.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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