Flop dog

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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who drinks pee? katness

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Anti Joke

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