Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A seal walks into a club.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Anti Joke

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