Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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yeah..

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Jews.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Yo momma is SO black.

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