Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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The 80's

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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