Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Mitch

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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