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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Yidi Huang lives here.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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