What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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