What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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JFK

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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