whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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