Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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