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  • "So this guy walks into the doctor's....never walk again" I don't think you've thought this through...

  • But... he WALKED in!

  • guy that wrote "your and idiot" -- you'RE an idiot...

  • i shit my pants

  • its an ANTI-JOKE. just stop complaining

  • "it hurts when I poke my leg like this" He poked too hard and shattered his knees. I thought.

  • maybe crawls into the doctors, sice he already shattered his kneekaps. Its still really funny though, one of my top 10.

  • the inconsistancy doesn't matter, this is the best

  • do you guys even understand what an anti joke is?

  • Maybe his bookie was in the waiting room.

  • perhaps coincidentally, the accumulative persistent poking further damaged the legs to the point that when he poked one more time, it caused irreversible nerve damage and caused him to lose the use of his legs... still not funny

  • haha omg none of you peopple get it! thats whats funny! its an anti joke! he walks in!!!! omg.....

  • worms are eating my brain

  • your an idiot...

  • It IS the twilight zone! Whoosh! Chocolate Milf! I MEAN MILK!

  • Claudia_sk8r -gurl626

  • this one doesn't work though. he WALKS into the doctor. and then the doctor says he will never walk again. he just walked there......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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