Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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