how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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