Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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