Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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