Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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