Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Hello penis

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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