Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Knock knock It's open

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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