- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

mooooh im a cow

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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