mooooh im a cow

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What's 6+2? 16

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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