why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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the battle of waterloo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Knock knock It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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