Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Hello penis

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's 6+2? 16

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Starter clothing

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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