Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A Weight loss service that works

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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