What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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