What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

thumb_up thumb_down +70

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

LIE

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

thumb_up thumb_down -116

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +59

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

thumb_up thumb_down +47

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

matt shut up

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops