A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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matt shut up

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LIE

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God

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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