what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Hello penis

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Passing by

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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