So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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