A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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who drinks pee? katness

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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