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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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