What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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British Dentistry

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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The 80's

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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