Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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9/11

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Poop

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lol

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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