How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Anti Joke

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