Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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a man died

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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