An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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