Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the man die? because he died.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What's the square root of four? Two.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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