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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Penis.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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