A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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