When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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