A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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