Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Test

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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