What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

An Asian child flunks a test.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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