What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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