If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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