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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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