What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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