Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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