What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Apple.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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