A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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