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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Word play, punch-line, joke.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Are you a tree? No.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

George Bush.

Anti Joke

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