"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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