porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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