whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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