What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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So you there Red?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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