My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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