Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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