what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Ted Haggard.

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Sarah Palin

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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whats forever alone me

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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