A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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am i invited to party? no

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Arron Glass

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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