I've got a boner

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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