Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Ted Haggard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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nick toth

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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