An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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GONNA

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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someone called a frog a frog

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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