Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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someone called a frog a frog

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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GONNA

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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