your going to die

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Obama.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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