A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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