The NBA lockout

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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