- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Libraries.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

minorities

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Itookasipasoda

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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