So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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