whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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minorities

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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