I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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