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Miami Heat.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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