What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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I went to the store and I fell

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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