What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

I like turtoes.

Hi Adam,

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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