How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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i have cancer

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Jesus wept.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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