- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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