- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

what is white and red all over? a ginger

I like turtoes.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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