A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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i like pie

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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