A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Libraries.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Rebecca Black's new album.

Animal

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

i like pie

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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