What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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666

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Women's rights.

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minorities

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