A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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clamidia

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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