roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Women's rights.

minorities

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

pussy enough said

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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