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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

My mom touched my wiener : \

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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