Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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clamidia

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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