Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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The economy.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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