Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Asian NASCAR.

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your mom

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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