how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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2+2= 478

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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i like pie

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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