Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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your mom

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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