What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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equality for women

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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