What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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