Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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hi

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A hayride would be fun.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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2+2= 478

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Chikin nuggets

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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