What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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